Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Hezbollah, MS13, Education and Celebrity Sex Tapes

As we start 2011 and say good bye to 2010, I would like to talk about some of the things I have written about in 2010. Yes, all of the topics mentioned in the title of this article I have written about. I have researched extensively on Hezbollah. I have submitted some pretty in depth papers to my professors on the rise of Hezbollah, how they affect us in the United States, their ties with Iran. I have interviewed Lebanese Christians that had to leave Lebanon. I have posted documents on all of my favorite writing sites about Hezbollah.


I have also written about the rise of MS-13 throughout the United States and their ties with Mexican drug cartel. I have discussed all about how money MS-13 makes gets funneled into Mexican drug cartels, into South America and into terror groups such as Hezbollah and Iran (Hezbollah does operate within the US and Mexico).

My passion is for education and training. It is what I do for my profession. I write extensively about training topics to help trainers become master training specialists. I write on adult education topics, androgogical principles, training techniques, etc.

Lastly there are celebrity sex tapes. Whenever a celebrity has some type of sexual scandal, it seems to be the only thing on the internet that makes money (including us independent writers that comment on it). Out of the articles I have written, perhaps the largest money makers have been my comments on Daisy De La Hoya’s nude photos (I don’t even know who she is, she wasn’t actually nude in the photo, I just happened to stumble on them), a Gene Simmons Sex Tape (never watched it, had no desire to, especially since he was about 50 at the time of filming), and some Cheetah Girl showing her butt to the camera.

In 2011, I have to remember that when the media is talking about some celebrity screwing up and displaying their private parts, that is their money maker. That just like me, they would like to discuss articles or items of meaning. But just like me, no one would pay attention.

I wonder how much traffic this article would get just because “celebrity sex tapes” is in the title? I also wonder how many people will read this and think that David Plouffe, Obama's campaign manger is actually writing about celebrity sex tapes?

Thursday, December 16, 2010

The major difference between men and women- SOAP

OK so we all know that men and women are different.

But the major difference between us is –SOAP.

Women have soaps with logical names, cucumber, melon passion, lavender, etc. We can tell what these are going to smell like without opening the containers. We just have to read the name and know that it will smell like a hibiscus flower in the summer morning dew.

But men’s soaps are totally different. We have soaps like; hurricane, thunder, sport, extreme sport, super extreme sports dry. I can figure out what any of these smell like by reading the names. I can’t even figure out what they are supposed to smell like when I do open the containers and give them a whiff. I actually have a soap whose sent is “snake peel.” I don’t even know what that means. Anyone that has picked up a garter snake before knows they don’t smell good at all. I also wonder if the smells like Hurricane and Tornado are pre or post storms, which could make a huge difference.

Perhaps the funniest thing is the man’s buff sponge. Have you seen these? They are part rubber, part sponge, and they may have a rough side to get the tough grim off. What did our fathers do in those days of old? After a tough day of working on the Studebaker I never once heard my father say “hey Barbara can you go to the store and get me a new luffa sponge?”

I think that would be funny. I would have a totally new opinion of my father if I ever heard him say “honey can you get me a new buff sponge I ruined this one with roof tar and deer blood.”

OK I admit I do have one of these sponges and some of these men’s scented soaps. I do like them even though I can figure out the smell psychology.